GLASGOW BANTER LMAO

Subject: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 9:20 am



	Glasgow banter, see if you understand it.... > Ye know yer a Glaswegian if... > >1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie ;-), Ecclefechan, Milngavie, >Sauchiehall, St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake. > >2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie. > >3. Ye get four seasons in wan day. > >4. Ye canny pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert. > >5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink. > >6. Ye see people wear shell suits with burberry accessories, pure >class! > >7. Ye measure distance in minutes. > >8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, >in yer ain family. > >9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean. > >10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds. > >11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it. > >12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day >date. > >13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the >Church/Chapel. > >14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips, >irn-bru, fags and nappies all in the wan shop. > >15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it. > >16. A big flash car has a ned at the wheel. > >17. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure. > >18. Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums. > >19. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals . > >20. Finally, you are 100% Glaswegian if you have ever said/heard these >words... > > how's it hingin > yourgonnaegetyerfikinheidkiktin > clatty > boggin > cludgie > p!shed > get it up ye > wee beasties > ar$e bandit > amurny > away an bile yer heid > peely-wally > humphey backit > Ba'-heid > baw bag > dubble nuggit

Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 9:22 am

Didn't understand a word of it lmao

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Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 9:33 am

LMAO, i know its funny lol

Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 9:42 am

Its like in the film i went to see last night it was in new york but she met someone in Scotland and the fellers nan (or who ever she was) kept talking to the American in Scottish and he had to keep translating it was funny,i couldn't help but think of all you Scottish ladies on here lol!

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Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 9:44 am

we arent that bad, (i hope lol)

Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 11:47 am

Lol!

I've had that one before. And yes, I understand them, and I have heard/said all of the ones at the bottom.

Jenna, try the last one in number 1 out loud.

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Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 12:16 pm

haha brill.

understood everyword lol

I think i nay have used a few of those words and phrases at the bottom lmao

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Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 12:28 pm

u cant buy that kinda class Very Happy

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Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Sun May 04, 2008 11:07 pm

Ha Ha totally amazing i think i can understand spanish more than i can understand that lol!
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Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Mon May 05, 2008 7:29 am

PMSL are we really that bad? Embarassed

Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Mon May 05, 2008 7:51 am

personally, i dont think we are that bad.

Well i for one dont always spk like this lol although it has been known haha

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Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:49 pm

Being born and bred in Glasgow I can understand this just fine. I dont quite speak that way, but know plenty of people that do lol.

THe post was a classic, very Glaswegian indeed.

Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:02 am

Pmsl

Subject: Re: GLASGOW BANTER LMAO Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:56 am

lol i understood most of it but i live in Aberdeen though, i was born near Sheffield and i actually use the word Boggin!!!!!! lol, i obviously been in scotland too long lol!

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