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PostSubject: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:54 am
Paddy and mick were really short on money but were desperate to go for a pint....so paddy said to mick "hold on i have an idea".... he runs into a butcher shop and shows mick a sausage hes bought.....

"what did you go and do that for??!! " exclaims mick "that was our last £3!!!"

"dont worry about that, ive got a plan, just follow me" said mick

So they go into a bar and order two pints of guiness

"we`ve got no money" whispers mick

"shhhhh..." said paddy, and they go sit at a table

so they finish there pints and the barman shouts over to them "hey you havent paid yet"

"thats alright" said paddy "pull us another we will be over in 2minutes"

so paddy turns to mick and says im gonna put this sausage in my trousers pretend you are blowing me, see what happens!!

so mick does what paddy asks and the men in the bar turn and notice whats going on, turning on them and throwing them out!

so they continue this for the next ten bars and pubs in town all the same going on as they go , getting free pints, by this time they are completely mashed and mick turns to paddy and says "can we stop now my knees are fecking killing me!!!"

and paddy replies how do you think i feel?!! i lost the sausage at the 3rd bar" lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:55 am
lmao Ew!!
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:56 am
lmao lmao lmao lmao
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Thu Apr 17, 2008 9:58 am
lmao good one elaine.
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:11 am
heehee nawty
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Thu Apr 17, 2008 10:45 am
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Thu Apr 17, 2008 1:00 pm
nawty i love it lol
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Thu Apr 17, 2008 5:19 pm
ha ha ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Sat Apr 19, 2008 12:15 am
ha ha ha
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Sat Jul 12, 2008 2:15 pm
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Sat Jul 12, 2008 3:22 pm
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PostSubject: Re: Paddy and mick (bit naughty)   Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:10 pm
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