the daft things people do or say...(cleaned up a little)



	1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?Do people do this? Who and where are they? 5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". Nooooo, I paid £3.50 to come to the cinema and stare at the fecking floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine? 7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 8. When people say "life is short". What the ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come?" If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass! 10. When a heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet and asks "Sorry, did that hurts?" No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't you try again? 11. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call and the person says "Sorry were you sleeping?" No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. And you thought I was sleeping.... You numb-nut! 12. When a friend see's you with evidently shorter hair an asks you "have you had a hair cut?" No! It's autumn and am shedding! 13. When your smoking a cig and a person asks you "Oh so you smoke?" OH MY GOD!!! it's a miracle...it was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!

ha ha ha ha
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The stupid thing is my dh does the remote thing lol!

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