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PostSubject: Whos The Man?   Sat Jul 12, 2008 4:47 pm
After a long night of making love, a young man rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.

Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.

"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.

He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.

Naturally, the man began to worry.

"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.

"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.

"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.

"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.

"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered man.

Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
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PostSubject: Re: Whos The Man?   Sat Jul 12, 2008 6:07 pm
lmao
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PostSubject: whos the man   Sun Jul 13, 2008 10:35 pm
Razz was very good lol
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